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Продолжаю читать тмблр и ненавидеть людей, которые смотрят Морана живьем.

Dylan had rather short hair et sadly no beard.

He ate chocolate.

He talked about jam.

He forgot his lines and messed it up as usual.

He told people to stop taking pictures.

He told a woman who was coughing that her cough wasn’t convincing enough and then proceeded to show off his own smoker cough.

There were brilliant bits. One thing about politics was spot on. One thing about vegans was hysterical, i’m gonna steal his line. One thing about news was precisely my opinion, he and i should hang out. Then it was the usual “i don’t understand machines, today’s music makes my eyes fall out, women rule men, i want cake/beans/etc”.
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By the way
Dylan Moran mentioned yesterday that his daughter’s 13 (and son 9). Can’t wait for her to bring boyfriends home so Dylan can tell us all about it in his standup.

The beginning was about London and cliches and British culture and i got lost a bit (me not being British, i didn’t get references).

“What if I died?! How would they cope, they wouldn’t cope! My family would be out on the street within half an hour, stealing food from a seagull’s mouth. Or WORSE, they would cope!”
— Dylan Moran, Yeah Yeah

“Nobody listens to ecologists, anywhere in the world, even though everything they’re saying is correct. They are the vegan at the dinner table of life. People who come to your home and say “I’m hungry!”, you try to get them something and then they announce “I’m vegan!”, and you go “Fuck it, here’s the torch, go in the garden and see what you can find!”
— Dylan Moran, Yeah Yeah

Я считаю, что имею моральное право все это постить, потому что вы все равно проматываете))